Two crocodiles were hanging out in Washington D.C.
The smaller one turned to the larger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age and we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the larger crocodile, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, just like you."
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?", asked the bigger crocodile.
"Down on the other side of the lake near the Capitol parking lot."
"Okay. Same here. How do you catch your prey?"
"Well, I crawl up under the luxury cars and wait for one to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab a leg and shake the shit of 'em and then eat 'em."
"Ah! That explains it." The larger crocodile continued, " I see your problem. You're not getting any nourishment. See, if you shake the shit out of a politician there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."
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6 comments:
joe, this fall i will again be teaching diplomacy and tact at schneck tech, i suggest you enroll
I don't think it will take!
Diplomacy and tact have created the situation we are in. Politicians at all levels MUST be challenged at every opportunity.
Most have failed taxpayers. It is time that taxpayers start demanding some real accountability.
The only accountability they are held to is to get the welfare checks out on time
Yes, but make sure you include corporate welfare and all the other cardboard checks they hand out!
Yes Joe, but that is usually at election time only.
Wrong. The only way that the GOP will succeed is to bring its message every day, on every issue, at every opportunity.
This is the failure of the the GOP political advisors. They only focus on a narrow way with candidates (who say anything to get elected) and a campaign cycle.
We MUST educate the public about our ideas.
Dick Armey had a great quote at the PA Leadership Conference (a paraphrase) - "The Democrats begin their efforts after election day, Republicans end their efforts on election day."
Who's agenda is consistently advanced?
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