Newt Gingrich is a Republican running for President. Newt (Best name for a prospective President, EVER!) has proposed that the United States establish a base on the moon by 2020, and eventually create a new American State.
Newt has endured the predictable ridicule for his proposal, but lost in the laughter was a statement from mayoral Spokesman and advisor Mike Fleck that the Mayor would be willing to move his family to the moon, take up residence, and run for Governor of the "NEWT" State after first serving as mayor of "Gingrichville."
When the news of Pawlowski's dream was announced in the local Allentown Chronicle, Residents unanimously supported the idea. Many hoped that he might take all his cronies, campaign donors, and other local political elements with him. One wag suggested that Sen Pat Browne could go with him, but changed their mind when warned that Lehigh County E.I.T payments could be transferred from the County.to help build a hockey arena on the moon base.
The current EIT arrangement would expire around 2030, just in time to be transferred to the Moon, where many would argue it is already being spent.
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ReplyDeleteMike, go right ahead! Some people don't seem to understand the idea of "Parody" or "Spoof."
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